Stick these labels on all of your guests with directions to where your party is staying, just incase they get a little too tipsy and lose their way back.
Caution! I am Drunk!
Don’t let me:
– Vomit over the guy I fancy
– Snog anyone unless he’s buying the drinks
– Phone any ex boyfriends
If found out of control/slumped over the toilet/in a corner/up a lampost/drunk & disorderly, please put in a taxi and return to:
Or phone ______________ for assistance!